I once knew a man in Florida
who told me he'd owned 24 different yachts and renamed every single one of
them.
"Did it bring you bad
luck?" I asked.
"Not that I'm aware of,"
he said. "You don't believe in those old superstitions, do you?"
Well, yes. Matter of fact,
I do. And I'm not alone. Actually, it's not so much being superstitious as
being v-e-r-y careful. It's an essential part of good seamanship.
Some years ago, when I
wanted to change the name of my newly purchased 31-foot sloop from Our Way
to Freelance, I searched for a formal "denaming ceremony" to wipe the slate
clean in preparation for the renaming. I read all the books, but I couldn't
find one. What I did learn, though, was that such a ceremony should consist
of five parts: an invocation, an expression of gratitude, a supplication,
a re-dedication and a libation. So I wrote my own short ceremony. Vigor's
inter-denominational denaming ceremony. It worked perfectly. Freelance carried
me and my family many thousands of deep-sea miles both north and south of
the equator, and we enjoyed good luck all the way. I used the same ceremony
recently to change the name of my newly acquired Santana 22 from Zephyr to
Tagati, a Zulu word that means "magic," or "bewitched." We're hoping she'll
sail like a witch when I finally get her in the water this summer after an
extensive refit.
I'll give you the exact
wording of Vigor's denaming ceremony, but first you must remove all physical
traces of the boat's old name. Take the old log book ashore, along with any
other papers that bear the old name. Check for offending books and charts
with the name inscribed. Be ruthless. Sand away the old name from the lifebuoys,
transom, top-side, dinghy, and oars. Yes, sand it away. Painting over is
not good enough. You're dealing with gods here, you understand, not mere
dumb mortals. If the old name is carved or etched, try to remove it or, at
the very minimum, fill it with putty and then paint over. And don't place
the new name anywhere on the boat before the denaming ceremony is carried
out. That's just tempting fate.
How you conduct the ceremony
depends entirely on you. If you're the theatrical type, and enjoy appearing
in public in your yacht club blazer and skipper's cap, you can read it with
flair on the foredeck before a gathering of distinguished guests. But if
you find this whole business faintly silly and embarrassing, and only go
along with it because you're scared to death of what might happen if you
don't, you can skulk down below and mumble it on your own. That's perfectly
okay. The main thing is that you carry it out. The words must be spoken.
I compromised by sitting
in Tagati's cockpit with the written-out ceremony folded into a newspaper,
so that any passerby would think I was just reading the news to my wife,
sitting opposite. Enough people think I'm nuts already. Even my wife has
doubts. The last part of the ceremony, the libation, must be performed at
the bow, just as it is in a naming ceremony. There are two things to watch
out for here. Don't use cheap-cheap champagne, and don't try to keep any
for yourself. Buy a second bottle if you want some. Use a brew that's reasonably
expensive, based on your ability to pay, and pour the whole lot on the boat.
One of the things the gods of the sea despise most is meanness, so don't
try to do this bit on the cheap.
What sort of time period
should elapse between this denaming ceremony and a new naming ceremony? There's
no fixed time. You can do the renaming right after the denaming, if you want,
but I personally would prefer to wait at least 24 hours to give any lingering
demons a chance to clear out. (Scroll down for the wording of the ceremony.)
Afterwards
Now you can pop the cork, shake the bottle and spray the whole of the contents
on the bow. When that's done, you can quietly go below and enjoy the other
bottle yourself. Incidentally, I had word from a friend last month that the
Florida yachtsman I mentioned earlier had lost his latest boat, a 22-foot
trailer-sailer. Sailed her into an overhead power line. Fried her. She burned
to the waterline. Bad luck? Not exactly. He and his crew escaped unhurt.
He was just very careless. He renamed her, as usual, without bothering to
perform Vigor's famous interdenominational denaming ceremony. And this time,
at long last, he got what he deserved. |